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HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
slytherin-in-the-tardis: stillnot-ginger: starshiprangerjess: 2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine: #because Harry’s an idiot that’s why #For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY #Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER...
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Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
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motherfuckingfaggotbrigade: I hope this never dies.
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When people say they like my blog I calmly say...
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Humans have two hands
lurkskywalker: One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.
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tanku: this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
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nuclearbummer: this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
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me trying to read fanfiction
mazarin221b: conversationparade: ‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’ ‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’ ‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’ ‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as Choreography is a bit important, yes....
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my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
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