SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people:
Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists:
ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom:
Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom:
Not my division.
Merlin fandom:
There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom:
THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Supernatural fandom:
GET THE SALT
Star Wars fandom:
I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom:
Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom:
FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Assassin's Creed fandom:
Shit, Abstergo must have gotten a Piece of Eden!
Lord of the Rings fandom:
Fell deeds awake! Now for wrath! Now for ruin! And a red dawn!
Criminal Minds fandom:
QUICK, MAKE A PROFILE!
Avengers fandom:
Don't mind Loki, he's just doing what he wants.