“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
HAHAHA OMG <3333
and no one else is freaked out by the intelligence displayed.
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Beautiful, valiant, generous and supremely unchaste
“Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website.”
Beautiful, valiant, generous and supremely unchaste - Badass of the Week entry
Perfect entry is perfect, and also hilarious. Love this woman. I do love a historical figure who took on the men on their territory, fencing and womanizing - and outdoing them.
For further reading, in a more serious vein - And lo, I read it on Wikipedia, therefore it must be true!
The Adventures of La Maupin - good outline of her life by a guy writing a novel about her
Short page about her, while talking about female warriors on the Conan novels
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jared padalecki | 4/50
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Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel.
I agree with this.
YEEEEEEES!
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tell-me-about-that-dream-where:
In which Tony actually really loves the kitten that Steve brought home…
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I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
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