buttaply: WHO’S MY FAVORITE WHORE
bedsong: LADY HEEHEE
buttaply: seriously i swear that boy tucks
buttaply: he goes all rupaul
bedsong: or just has a vag?
buttaply: nah
buttaply: i’d buy that for eeteuk
buttaply: or ryeowook
buttaply: but heechul needs a dick to slap some people around, you know?
bedsong: i still say he’d just use siwon’s.
buttaply: lmfao
buttaply: siwon, come here
buttaply: let me use your dick
bedsong: “drop your pants”
buttaply: i need to cockslap someone
buttaply: conveniently, he could totally cockslap hankyung
buttaply: from the comfort of korea
buttaply: by using siwon’s dick
bedsong: exactly!
(Source: heegenious, via replays)
limerdicks.
Reposting. Deal with it.
There once was a dude named Sungmin Lee
No one could ever be as cute as he
He looks great in skirts
Even better without shirts
And Siwon has a five foot dick, wheee!
There once was a guy named Kui Xian
No, you idiot, that’s the wrong pronunciation
‘Kyuhyun’ just doesn’t stick
Siwon has a five foot dick
Which is pretty big for an Asian.
Sungmin is a bit of a tramp
That’s why he got himself a stamp
So that people could aim
On his back when they came
Siwon still has a five foot dick.
There once was a guy named Eeteuk
He had kind of a plasticky look
All the time he would cry
And no one knows why
But no one really gave a fuck.
There once was a guy named Kibum
Activities are what he refrained from
But when there was a buffet
A visit he’d pay
Because only an open bar could make him come.
